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Created at:2009/03/20 15:32:52 (+0 UTC)
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Shhhhhhhh, Happy Thanksgiving.

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#tosh West Coast 47 Minutes Reminder! Can't Live Tweet, My Ballerina Wife Got Turf Toe (don’t Ask) And Now I’ll Be…

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Fmk: Tonight's New #tosh, Roy Moore, A Painful Bout Of Hemorrhoids....go!

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Tonight's New #tosh Is The Penultimate 'sode Of Year 9! Let That Sink In.

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Jackson Hole, Wyoming! I’ll Bring The Jokes, You Bring The Beautiful Vistas And Hot Cocoa (no Marshmallows!!) Ticke…

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Please Forward To All Your Sec Friends!

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Can’t Live Tweet #tosh Tonight Guys. My Ballerina Wife Is Trying Out For Jeopardy Tomorrow And I Have To Help Her P…

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All My Black Friends Call Me D’aniel. New #tosh In 52 Minutes!

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I’m Going To Be Mean About The Sec Tonight. But Remember, If You Don’t Like It Then You’re A Snowflake. #tosh #doublestandard

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I Think It’s Sexist That There Aren’t More Boats Named After Men.

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We’re Gonna Be Talking Sec Football With Mississippi State’s Supersized Fan Stingray On Tonight’s New #tosh

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Happy Anniversary, Trump. Starting To Think I Should Have Voted Last Year.

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Not Losing My Cool Over These 2 Loss Teams In Front Of Ucf Yet. It’s Sad When A Hurricane That Devastated So Many Also Affects Our Rankings.

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Dear @coach-frost, We Need To Talk. I’ll Convince You Staying At Ucf Is Better Than Being Haunted By The Ol’ Ball Ghost.

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Can’t Live Tweet #tosh Tonight. My Ballerina Wife’s Wings Broke Off Her Halloween Costume And I Have A Pouty Fairy On My Hands.

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If You’re Costume Isn’t Dry Yet It’s Too Late. New Scary #tosh In 23 Minutes!

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Looking For A New Nickname. “mister Pretty Nipples” Is Getting Old. Any Suggestions? New #tosh Tonight!

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Bring Back Hell Date!

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memorize this before tonight’s halloween #tosh sode!!! https://t.co/8dC885hOS9

Memorize This Before Tonight’s Halloween #tosh Sode!!!

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Totally Forgot, But My Ballerina Wife Has A Big Co-ed Softball Game Tonight Against A Rival Conservatory So No Live Tweeting #tosh Tonight.

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New #tosh In 58 Minutes. Can't Wait To Introduce My New Co-host!

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No Amount Of Explanation Would Help Me Understand How Or Why A Radio Works. #tosh Tonight!

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If You Ever Wondered What My Kid Would Be Like, Watch An All New #tosh Tonight At 10 And Imagine No More.

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Bad News - Brown & Serve Rolls Are Racist Now. All Us Woke Folks Are Switching Over To Garlic Bread!

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come see me and my friends do stand up in santa barbara to help these great charities!! https://t.co/DaG5pEuqU3 https://t.co/rvA7maNOeB

Come See Me And My Friends Do Stand Up In Santa Barbara To Help These Great Charities!!

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